What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Goldfinger

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How does a person become transgender?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What one thing makes someone a very mature person?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

Does the U.S military really prosecute military staff for cheating on their spouse, or do they close one eye if the cheating does not involve other military personnel since adultery is fairly common? Adultery is illegal in U.S military

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?